carpe diem

All those women in hose
Blowing their nose in the satin shades
All those ladies in silk
Dropping their fingers into their buttermilk lips

makin' love
in an opium den

Spittin Teeth

every time i breath
my heart skips a beat
your scent is full of flowers
it tastes so warm and sweet

and baby don't you know
im full of fire for you
and baby don't you know
it's gonna happen when i want it too

we're gonna run away to mexico
live (off the land) in a teepee and an old camaro

oh when you look at me
my neck begins to sweat
with your long dark lashes
ill have you or be dead

and baby don't you know
im full of fire for you
and baby don't you know
it's gonna happen when i want it too


there are women in the world
with souls full of flames
call the witch doctor
because I think I’ve been burned

we're gonna run away to mexico
live (off the land) in a teepee and an old camaro

they say his name is johnny Steele 

he's a cold blooded man

he'll kill you if he feels

his arms are made of pure evil

his legs are forged by the gods

me and the El camino 

took the road down south

down to tennessee 

where the liquor is hot 

and the women are too

tea.

I hate it when my water prematurely boils

if you know what I mean

weak tea.

say twiddly winks
with your wings all in a kink
don't bat an eyelash lest you put up your drink
and just let me let you know you stink
the stench has made me pink
and don't even think
about puking in the sink
i'll put my face in ink
to remove this place of mink
and hang it's fur coat on a chain link

Got No Gold

oh my god what can I say
it's just been a long damn day
and all I want
all I want is to
get myself all whiskey lubed
think about the petting zoo
drop a nickle out into
the rain
just to see if Abe comes back again.

oh my god what can I say
everything is dried away
and the gold is gone
my hopes are gone
and i've been in the mines too long
is the inside of my bottle's walls
walk outside and take
a pee
just to see if Abe is back in town

oh my god the mine is dry

my donkey is dead and I ain't high

my pickaxe's broke the stars were wrong

my whiskey's dried and the gold is gone

i went into a saloon 

oh i went into a saloon last night

got in a fight with a salmon knife

just to see if Abe is back again

I walked down the road last night 

drunk off moonshine and lookin for a fight

I ain't got an excitin life

and especially got no goddamn wife

but i am fine 

but i am fine

just as long as abe comes back again

my prospector's life is a cryin' matter

my prospector's life is a cryin matter

I don't get no women, gold, or water

but you better say i never been gladder

just to see Abe come back again

just to see Abe come back again

oh what say you
to the giraffe in the petting zoo
say hey, you long necked nucklebrain
don't you dare look at me again
oh hey ahey yaya

just to see Abe come back again